Marriage

Why Little Boys Need Their Mothers

I think I can....

Milk, it does the body good.

The face..Priceless
She was wrong for that anyway.

This young man is my favorite. Love the pad on the parts, 2 Funny.

China's Preparation 4 The Olympics

I want some Soul Sauce, Don't you?
Doesn't everyone want Bears with their meal.
I guess we should be grateful to wipe our arses.
This is probably a true statement LOL
Now remember to keep your table clean as you are dying.

My tail cringes at the thought of anal hair care.
& Lightening Urine.
Nope, just press the "Easy Button"
This is a relatively true statement.
But Children made any the rest of the world just keep on playing.

Yikes, that might hurt a bit.
We Park Place, they got Punch Place.
Close but no cigar.
An Asian Rear a day keeps the Dr. afraid.
Huh.

And fall with grace....
I want to meet the 70 yo pregnant chics.
Hung Short after butchering.
Not sure which one.

Yep, thats where I look for all my hobbits.
Insulted Much?
Trimming of the foot, sounds good.
Because if more than 10 seconds go by you are F***ED

I personally don't wanna bump my head at all.
Thanks for the invite.
You are soo mad I hate to know what that says.

Watch out for those Strangler's, they might cheat you out of your life.

Hey

My boys were teens when I got custody of J. She has been wrestling, fighting and playing with them for almost 4.5 years now. One day my eldest got one of those 0.2 oz balls and threw it at her. She was playing dressup at the time so she had on these old fashioned pumps my mom gave her to play in. The ball knocks her down, she cries for a split second and then jumps up, pumps and all and throws the ball back at them and storms out. After I quit laughing I punished the boys but one of them had used the cell phone to tape it and now that time has passed I can find it humerous again. Unfortunately the sound is distorted.

Revised Children Books 4 Adults

I get emails from every walk of life. Some good humor, some bad humor and some downright tacky humor. Im pretty sure this qualifies as tacky, but I LMAO anyway.